Blogging to myself

I like this whole zero followers business. It's nice to put what you have to say on the internet for anyone to see but not have any pressure from a fan base. If I ever do get a follower, I may be sad that I would no longer be chattin' it up to myself, as they say (who is they; well I don't know...; that's right you don't know). This is a sort of diary, but it would be pretty hard to lose (save button ftw!). I feel like if I had followers, I would not be as open (disliking basic humanity and all) for fear that people wouldn't like me. In that sense, I'm slightly scared of having a follower base.